Sugar Hillcrest Gang
November 2011
7 posts
Edible Jewelry, Or "Chew-elry"
- Emily G: I love this tiny box of cookies.
- Emily W: It's a brooch. Isn't that nuts?
- Emily G: Yes. But I really like the little pretzel-shaped cookies in there.
- Emily W: Me too. But I wish I had a necklace with a soft pretzel attached to it.
- Emily G: Right. Then you could snack on it and replenish it whenever you wanted.
- Emily W: So I guess what I really need is an endless supply of actual soft pretzels.
- Emily G: Me too.
“Julia’s heart stopped staring at the surreal scene in front of her.”
—Because, as we all know, it’s impolite for a heart to stare.
“Some of it has already been prepared by a chef that comes frozen, while the fruits and vegetables are fresh.”
—Do you suppose they have to refreeze the chef before shipping him back? Or do they get to keep him?
“I bet there are people out there right now saying to themselves, “What in the hell are ‘top value stamps’?” ”
—Admit it. Even though you may not have been wondering it before, now you are, aren’t you?
